
the walls of Jericho, which as we all know came tumbling down, right?!. The issue is, "Are they bigger than Barbara's?" Because Barbara's are bigger than. In a tube top! Hyde: Look, the issue isn't, "Are Pam's big?" Right. Kelso: Have you seen Pam in a tube top? It's like looking into the Grand Tetons. Exodus and Deuteronomy, both of which have taught us very valuable lessons. Pam Macey! Now she's got some knockers, baby! Hyde: True, but they're not bigger than Barbara's. Kelso: So? Hyde: Do you find that annoying? Kelso. Why can't you date someone a little less annoying? Kelso: Like who? Eric: What about Barbara Vanson? Kelso: Nah, she's just as annoying as Jackie. Red: Hey Gerry, here's my question: How the hell could you pardon Nixon? Battle of the Sexists Eric: Hey Kelso, quick question. Use that line when you're up for Miss America. Red: Eric, we're waiting! Eric: Uh, well, I believe that everyone's political opinion is valid and worth hearing. Now, are you gonna vote for the guy that let that happen? Kitty: Red, President Ford didn't take your job, he took Nixon's. Streaking Red: Eric, say that your job was sent to a plant in Guatela-who-the-hell cares. Red: Eric, for God's sakes, that's no language for a woman to hear! Laurie: It's okay Red, I know what a fallopian tube is. Kitty: Oh, she was such a nice girl, how does that happen? Eric: Well, first the egg travels down the fallopian tube to the uterus where it attaches to the wall. Red: So, how's your friend Janice? Laurie: Pregnant. Hyde: She's not a goddess, she's more the earth mother whore type, which works for me. Fez: Who is the goddess? Kelso: The goddess is Eric's sister.

Jackie: What did we exchange for him? Eric's Birthday Fez: Holy Mother! Kelso: Hello Laurie. įez: I may not say this right because I am new to English, but she has tremendous breasts, yes? Jackie: Michael, who is this guy? Kelso: Oh, that's Fez. Eric Forman: What's wrong with your dad's hair? Donna Pinciotti: Just don't look at it. Donna Pinciotti: And above all, don't get sucked into my dad's hair. Michael Kelso: Don't worry about it! Just remain calm, keep moving. Eric Forman: If my dad catches me copping beers, he'll kill me! Steven Hyde: I'm willing to take that risk. In ten minutes, there will be no more beer opportunities. Michael Kelso: Your house! Steven Hyde: Listen to them up there.

Eric Forman: Why don't you do it? Steven Hyde: It's your house. That '70s Pilot Steven Hyde: Eric, it is time.
